Tumblr dashboard simulator:

Mutual 1: who up tumming they blr

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Artist you follow who doesn't follow you back: [most beautiful image you've ever seen] just a silly little doodle I did between classes lol

Mutual 3: I need to fuck the shark from Jaws

Mutual 4: [blocked tag]

Mutual 5: thinking about him in immense pain

Mutual 6: I can't BELIEVE people are doing [thing you've never heard of in your life]

Mutual 5: need him screaming and bleeding on it

Mutual 7: someone ask me about my ocs PLEASE

Mutual 8: if I met Jesus I'd be like "yooooo what's up jeezy boy"

Mutual 6: dni if you think we should be buying shelter dogs to skin

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 9: [reblog of fandom you've never heard of] #not broken clocks

Mutual 10: does anyone else think clocks are low-key kinda erotic

Mutual 4: [blocked tag]

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

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these are all creatures to me

Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold,
Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old,
Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all,
Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall,
Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea,
Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.

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Was inspired by the previous post a while back, and had been working on this on and off for a long while.

You can see the full-resolution versions on My Patreon.

I love all of these. The angel of the the deep's wings are canvas, held up by an anchor. The angel of war's wings are blades, and its shield is a coffin. The angel of solace is a mutant, its arms deforming into wings. Geiger counter in hand, it guides us through the danger only it knows. Was this angel once a man? Corrupted now beyond hope, he can at least save others from the same fate.

this shit is so incredibly cool that i cannot and refuse to attempt to properly articulate it

lesbx
4 days ago

Team Fortress 2 Update Released

  • The Sniper’s Jarate now creates a small blast radius on impact, allowing him to perform a “Jarate jump!” if timed correctly
  • Fixed an issue that potentially caused Scout to “look gay” while performing certain attacks and maneuvers
  • Updated the localization files

I don't know why people think "I am thinking about Thing in a sexy way" equals "I want and definitely will do Thing in a sex way in real life if I have a chance"

Because like this is how it actually works for me at least:

4 circles in descending order from left to right. Each one overlaps a little bit with the one before it.  the biggest circle is green and is labelled "Stuff I find hot onlynin written fiction"  2nd circle is blue and labelled "Stuff I find hot in art and animation"   3rd circle is yellow and labelled "Stuff I find hot in porn with real people"   the last circle is the smallest and red abd labelled "Stuff I'd be willing to do in real life"ALT

Some of the things in the green circle would literally disgust me in the other tiers

Some of it is even stuff that other people would find very normal and pedestrian

Sexual partners calling each other "babe" > outside of written fiction is an immediate boner killer for me but in a piece of writing can be hot

Like c'mon

Some things are only fun in your head when there are no actual bodily fluids or clean up or effort needed

Imagination does not equal actual real life actions